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I'm checkin' ID at the door!
Wooooo!
I've missed your hineys a bunch~!
It's
that keeps me comin'
back ... er, even if it is 6 months later!
Dayyyyyum, tell me it's not so??? It can't beeeeeee!
:::sigh:::
Now, here's a little sumpin' sumpin' I made for ya's
Didn't know Rosey could bake didja!
Careful, they're hot :)
Happy Valentines Day my pretties!
Succulent Smooches~!
Rose!
xX W a r n i
n g Xx
NAUGHTY's Not
for everyone!
Close your eyes if you want! :Þ
But what fun would that be hehe
If my husband calls, tell him I'm too fucking busy ...
or vice versa : )
Now that's a ruther creative paint job,
bet he loves buffin' out that baby!
Probably uses his own wax! hahaha oh man, sowwy but you know I was ...
Dreaming....do you dare?
Go ahead, afterall ... it's only between you and your bedsheets.
If you dreamt about Hands
The meaning of a dream featuring a hand, or hands, varies greatly ...
If the hands were dirty and/or their appearance
unpleasant, it is a warning to guard against
behavior which could bring you into ill-repute.
Beautiful, clean, and well-groomed hands forecast
satisfaction in life.
Busy and/or skillful hands predict well-earned
rewards.
Bent or gnarled hands signify an easement of
financial worries.
Waving hands indicate separations.
Caressing hands are a sign of sincere love.
Bloody hands are an omen of family quarrels.
Washing your hands suggests you should make an
effort to rectify some past injustice.
Swollen hands predict an unexpected gain.
Hairy hands forecast a stroke of business luck.
Tied hands indicate frustrating obstacles
which in turn suggest
a change of plans.
A broken hand or the loss of a hand is a warning
that you need to pay closer attention
to your own personal affairs.
A bandaged hand signifies temporary setbacks.
The right hand predicts carefree joy.
The left hand predicts irritation and minor
difficulties.
Very small hands portend infidelity.
Very large hands are an omen of sexual
satisfaction.
Children's hands are a promise of happiness.
Shaking hands is a sign of reconciliation or
renewed friendship.
Now here's the proof ladies, a man is guided by you know what!
Mobile phones are the only subject on
which
men boast about who's got the smallest.
~ ~ ~
A guy goes
into a bar and picks up a tall woman.
After a night of drinking and dancing they go back to his place.
She unzips his fly and starts playing with his dick.
"Wow," he says, "you really know how to handle a dick!"
"I should," she replies, "I used to have one."
Baseball star's wife makes ultimate threat!
The wife of a top US baseball player has vowed to have sex with all of his
team mates if he ever cheats on her.
Anna Benson, a former model and stripper is married to Mets pitcher Kris Benson.
She told Howard Stern's radio show: "I told him, cheat on me all you want.
If you get caught, I'm going to screw everybody on your entire team.
Coaches, trainers, players. I would do everybody on his whole team."
Stern, egging her on, asked: "Even the coaches? What about, like, the bat boys?"
"Everybody would get a turn," Anna pledged.
"If my husband cheated on me and embarrassed me like that,
I will embarrass him more than he could ever imagine."
~ As seen in Ananova
Give that
woman a hand~!
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Bill and Jeff die in a boating accident.
Jeff goes to heaven and Bill goes to hell.
One day Jeff looks down at Bill in hell.
Bill has a beer in his hand and a voluptuous redhead on his lap.
Jeff gets pissed off, so he goes to God and says,
What is this? I think I want to go to hell.
Just look at my friend down there."
God says, Look closer.
The beer has a hole in the bottom, and the redhead doesn't.
Tom Sizemore & The Whizzinator
Oddly Enough - Reuters
Los Angeles
Actor Tom Sizemore has been jailed for violating his probation by failing a drug
test
after he was caught trying to use a prosthetic penis to fake the results,
a Los Angeles County prosecutor said on Friday.
Sizemore is required to undergo random drug tests as a condition
of probation for his prior convictions. Sizemore failed three drug tests in
three days,
the first after he was caught using a fake penis sewn into his boxer shorts
and filled with a clean urine sample kept warm by a heating pack.
The ruse was revealed when the temperature of the sample proved too cool
to have come from Sizemore's body, and he was asked to remove his pants
the Whizzinator was discovered!
The Whizzinator!
And now you can show them off anytime!
The Flickering Candle
Here's a great technique that will add variety to your oral pleasing talents.
It's been around for centuries.
Here's What You Need
One candle.
Here's How You Do It
Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back with her knees bent
and legs slightly apart. Light the candle and place it near your woman's
head (not too close).
Usually, on top of the nightstand will do just fine.
If you've got a ceiling fan in your bedroom, turn it on low.
Otherwise, any type of fan that will move the air gently around the candle will
do.
Position yourself so you can pleasure your woman orally and see the
flame of the candle at the same time.
As the air swirls around the candle and causes to flame to flicker,
duplicate the movements of the flame with your tongue.
If you like, let your woman know what you're doing so she can anticipate the
movements.
It's as if the flame itself is pleasuring her.
~ As seen in Fun in Bed
How can you tell if you're making
love to a teacher, a nurse or an airline stewardess?
A teacher says we got to do this over and over again til we get it right.
A nurse says hold still this won't hurt a bit.
And a airline stewardess says put this over your mouth and nose and
breathe normally.
Important skills must be taught early on!
With that my friends ... I'm gone~!
Until then ...
Keep a smile in your heart and on your face ...
Love yourself~!
See you soon ...
Smooches ...
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